Beer for Mormons

At the beginning of this year,
I bought this stuff at Wal-Mart.

I was glad the kids helped me down it
or I would have drank the whole 2 liter by myself.

In Utah we call this stuff Apple Beer.
It is served at many fine dining establishments.

Shortly after consuming a good portion of this bottle
(I am estimating about 500 calories worth)
I started counting calories
towards better health.

But I just can't stop thinking about this refresco.
(as it refers to itself on the bottle
- See photo above)

I think I am a Mormon applehoholic.
Help!