I am sure of it until we sit down to dinner. My husband and kids are all the entertainment a girl could ask for.
Here was the conversation the other night:
LG:
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
Girls:
Art
LG: What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in a lake?
Girls: Bob.
LG: What do you call a man with no arms and legs in your mailbox?
Me: Envelope?
LG: Bill
Me: Did you just make that one up?
LG: (with a smirk) "Yeah, good one, huh?"
LG: What do you call a man with no arms and legs on your doorstep?
Me: Matt
LG: Why do you have to take my punchline, huh?
Me: What do you call a man with legs and arms that tells bad jokes?
Girls: Dad!!!
LG: What do you call a man with arms and legs that is not appreciated by his family?
Me: Dad?
Bella: What do you call a woman with arms and legs that tells bad jokes?
Silence.
That's right they know who is boss.
They also know who cooks dinner.
8 comments:
what do you call a guy with no arms and legs water-skiing? (skip)
also, what do you call a dog with no arms and legs? It doesn't matter, he won't come to you anyway
What do you call a cat with no legs?
Dogfood.
LOL!
This could have easily been dinner at our house. (On the rare occasion we are actually all sitting at the table at the same time.)
Hilarious!
Angel
I sure do miss our "memories around the table" moments. I guess I will just have to put up with Dad's jokes. Let's see. That one was #.......
Hilarious!
Angel
What do you call a cat with no legs?
Dogfood.
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