Stuck

This morning while trying to fold laundry

the baby was out of sight

for a few minutes.

She began hollering.

I ran to the rescue.

She had climbed onto the kitchen table.

My last post makes this story even funnier.

This morning someone had left the maple syrup

in the middle of the table.

Of course that is Caroline's spot.

I assume she had climbed up to claim it back.

In her 16 month old mind

I guess she decided to take that syrup out.

Out of the bottle to be exact.

The table had a healthy layer of syrup

across it's whole surface.

And of course Caroline

had it all over herself too.

She was hollering because she didn't know

how to get out of the mess.

If she moved, she would stick in place.

I scooped her up and put her in the bathtub.

Clothes, shoes and all.

I'm experienced like that.

We got the job done.

Caroline was stick free.

The clothes were in the dirty laundry pile.

And the shoes were washed out.

The table was also scrubbed

to shine.

Now that Carline is down for a nap,

I've had a minute to reflect

on my relatively unproductive day.

About how this little incident

parallels my life right now.

I feel stuck in the middle

of a lot of sticky goo.

No matter where I choose to move to

or even if I choose to sit,

it's still not fun.

And I want to holler out for help.

I wish someone would scoop

me up and throw me in the bath.

And then clean up all the messes.

And then I remember that I am 37 years old

in three days.

And no longer 16 months old.

And I have to find my own way

out of messes.

Even if I don't like syrup

and would have never

spread it across my living space.

I need an

Aunt Jamima size miracle.

And I am sure that God will deliver.

Because I am his 16 month old

who cries out of help.

Even when I am 36 and 362 days.

My Baby Announcement

Caroline is gorgeous.

All my girls are gorgeous.

I think I may be done having children.

I am not sad.

If I had to be done at some point,

I am glad to make this sweet girl the baby in the family.

She is so perfect.

But I am not.

And I am tired.

And old.

And I am afraid if I have any more

they will be completely neglected.

Every time I turn around,

this baby is into something.

She climbs.

She climbs.

And climbs.

She thinks her spot in the family

is sitting in the exact center

of the kitchen table.

She will find a way to get there,

no matter how many chairs I overturn.

And no matter how many times

I tell her no.

She finds electronic gadgets

and tries to drop them as many times

as she can

before she is caught.

She has broken

2 cameras,

1 laptop,

and a remote control

is lost forever.

Probably in the garbage.

She is constantly dirty

because her mother is lackadaisical.

It's a good thing

that babies

with food on their faces

are so cute.

The girl will find

anything

that is not to be found.

We have nailpolish on our wood floors.

We have markers on walls.

We have ripped homework.

We have chocolate stains.

And missing shoes.

And not a single chapstick

that hasn't been eaten.

When the fridge is open

and she is standing by

she goes straight for the tobasco.

Go figure.

She likes to suck the bottle.

I better not have any more children

or they may be taken away

by the authorities.

Oh how I love this child.

She is perfect.

Perfectly energetic.

She is a rambunctious dancer.

She loves to dance.

She loves to sing.

She loves to try and repeat

anything we tell her.

She calls everything and everyone

Jesus.

Because she has a picture of Jesus

above her changing table

and we practice his name

every change.

She can also say stinky ka ka

very well.

She hates bugs.

Freaks out at bugs.

She is a loud child.

She screams like nobody's business.

She loves our dog and cat.

She LOVES her sisters.

She loves books.

She will open any book she can find

and read it to you.

It's amazing how many books

are about Jesus.

She is strong.

She can throw a tantrum

that scares her father

who is 285 pounds.

She has the most amazing

attention to detail.

She is always watching

everything.

She thinks every cell phone

on the earth

belongs to her.

To do with as she pleases.

It's like she has a cell phone detector.

If she is in the same room,

the same house,

the same car,

or the same soccer field,

and you pull out a phone,

she will be there for the grab.

She always wants to play on the computer.

I really think she is trying to program.

No joke.

She has the mouse down.

And the keyboard.

She knows how to open and close windows.

Did I tell you that she is only

16 months old?

I love this child.

I love her

differently than my other kids.

I think it's because

she is the baby

in the family.

Or maybe it's because I am

almost 40.

Did I mention how

tired I am?

And old?

My Really Important Stuff

Even if you are fenced in

you can choose to be happy about it.

Infinite Love

Even if they don't seem loveable,

one of God's greatest miracles

is the love he has for each of us.

He even loves the

rich and famous.

(The Real Housewives

are a whole different kind of star)

I think that has got to be hard to do.

To love everyone.

To know them intimately.

To see their good

even when they often act bad.

The next time I hear about Lindsay Lohan going to rehab,

I am going to choose not to judge,

but to remember that God loves her.

And then I am going to force myself

to realize that

he loves me too.

Even when I do the same stupid thing

for the millionth time.

The Little Red Hen

When she was younger,

Sophia's favorite book was

The Little Red Hen.

I think I have it memorized.

"Not I, said the pig.

Not I, said the fox.

Not I, said ....the other animal that I can't think of."

It's a good thing that I work so hard.

Because my memory stinks.

Duck, was it duck?

Man, I read that story at least a thousand times.

Really Important Stuff My Kids Have Taught Me #24

It doesn't matter

how many baby dolls

you have

as long as

you have fun

playing with them.

Death Cannot Quench Nancy Boyer

I would like to share a sacred experience. I hope that I am not casting my pearls before swine. After reading this experience after I first posted it on facebook, one friend said that I had heard with my spiritual ears, (as it is referred to in the scriptures) and I agree. But, even though we are discouraged from sharing too sacred of experiences, I feel compelled to share this experience. Someday perhaps, when it is my time to go, it will provide some comfort for my loved ones.

Nancy Boyer and her husband, LeGrande, are permanent fixtures in my husband's life and through marriage became my extended family too. So, on hearing of Nancy's passing, last week, I was totally and completely overcome with despair. It was close to bedtime, and so I told myself that just as soon as I was ready for bed, I would kneel in prayer. I tried to keep focusing on the task at hand, but I kept getting this urgency to pray. I finally succumbed to the urgency I felt and made my knees hit the floor in prayer and supplication. I then had a very sacred experience. It was truly an out of body experience.

I had been bawling and when I knelt to pray I totally surrendered to the despair of losing Nancy. I love her so much. She was one of few people in this world that I felt took the time to truly understand me and love me. Nancy was a person who had a mighty ability to love. Everyone knew how much she cared about them. So, as I started talking to God about Nancy my bawling turned to incoherent sobs and shaking that got increasingly more violent. I tried spitting out my request for Nancy's husband, children, and grandchildren to be comforted, but I could not make the words sound out loud. I felt relief knowing that God could hear my silent prayer.

All of the sudden, out of the middle of nowhere this crazy conversation from a few years ago came flooding back to memory. A long forgotten conversation between Nancy and I made way for an awesome calm. As I was remembering, I came to the realization that my body was completely still and there was no longer even a trace of despair or crying. It was as if God himself placed his hand on my shoulders so that I could hear what needed to be heard. I was completely focused on this conversation from years ago that had occurred shortly after the passing of another friend.

I had confided in Nancy that I would often try to strike up a deal with my husband that if he died before me, he would find a way to send me a message that I was on the right path to join him. I am certain that I am on the right path, but I am also afraid of the unknown and it would be nice to have some reassurance of my place in the next world and that someone I know and love would be there to help me when the time came. I embarrassingly admitted to Nancy about my fear of death. Nancy had a way of getting all kinds of stuff out of people. (I think this is one of the reasons that I loved her so....we both revere honesty, the giving and receiving of it.) I knew she wouldn't laugh at my confession. In fact, looking back there was only one natural thing for Nancy to do. She said that sounded like a great idea and that when she died, if there was any way she could send me a message to know about the other side, she would like to play along.

As soon as my mind finished replaying the conversation, word for word, I knew in my heart that my good friend Nancy was somehow fulfilling her promise. It was not in any way that I had expected but it was so like Nancy to make sure she didn't leave anything unfinished. It was an absolutely amazing experience and will always be remembered by me as one of my most sacred. From complete shakes and loud bawling to total and complete stillness and peace, there was a reason for this remembrance of something that otherwise would have been completely forgotten.

I looked up, completely marveling, knowing somehow she was right there. By looking up, I felt like I was somehow acknowledging that I had received her message. It was as if I was saying, "NANCY, WE DID IT. You came through big time!" As soon as the whole minute passed for this experience from start to finish, I could literally hear Nancy's perfect robust laugh (one of my favorites in the world). Unlike the memory, it wasn't in my head that I heard the laugh, but I literally physically heard her laugh, as if she were right there. I then knew that her laugh was her way of telling me back, "ALICE, WE DID IT..the impossible." There really is a way to communicate through the veil.(Of course Nancy would be the one to deliver such a message - she was an accomplished and prolific genealogist, who I am sure experienced some of these moments of her own) I know Nancy came to me. I felt of her urgency in saying good-bye, as if she was rushing around to see everyone she knew one last time. But, somehow because of that promise to a scared young woman, I had gotten a special treatment. Another thing so like Nancy, to seek out the one who needed it most. I immediately felt the urgency of Nancy being ushered on to where she was going. Her laugh was such that her back was turning.

I cannot even tell you how I am left feeling about the significance of this experience to me. I have always feared death in a terrible way. But, I will never fear it again. Because I know that I am doing the right thing, as she surely told me so. And if anyone wants to question my belief in the next life, I will tell them that they are going to have to take it up with her. Because I think somehow she will find a way to sneak them a message too. And as Nancy's children will attest to, when Nancy is right, she is right...no discussion allowed.

Apology

I just got done listening to

Taylor Swift's new song

Back to December.

It is rumored to be

her apology to

Taylor Lautner.

How could anyone

ever be mean to Taylor Lautner?

What a little hottie.

Anyhow,

I am in a reflective mood right now.

And I am pondering

apologies.

I think Taylor's song is brilliant.

I think about the times in my life

when I have hurt other people,

and I wish I could go back

and do it differently.

If I can't go back and do it differently,

I wish that I could

communicate my regret

and sorrow

more masterfully.

I also think about the times

when I have been hurt.

And how I wish everyone

were good

with giving

a sincere apology.

Why is it so hard to say sorry?

I do it all the time.

Seriously.

But, anyhow,

this song

got me thinking even deeper.

Taylor's lyrics

talk about how she can tell

that whoever she is singing to

is not loving with the same intensity

when she sees him the next time.

He is "holding back",

I think that's how she put it.

"That in the back of his mind

he has that night in December

playing on replay."

That is how I feel so often.

I don't want to be hurt.

So, I hold back,

The next time I am

given the opportunity to love.

When listening to this song,

I felt what seemed to be sincere regret

in the lyrics.

But, do people really change?

If I were on the receiving end

of the original hurt

would I be able to make myself trust again?

Trust that they really changed?

What about if the hurt is repeated,

Over and over again?

I like to think that I would trust.

That I would tell you it's o.k.

But what if you aren't trustworthy?

How can I tell that you've really changed?

And how can I make myself

trust someone

who repeatedly hurts me?

I can either stop being hurt,

which seems would require me

to love with less intensity.

Or the other person

could quit hurting me.

But is that even possible?

For a human

to never disappoint?

Isn't that what life is all about?

Learning to love

in spite of human flaws?

Learning to trust

the people who have

the most power to hurt?

I don't know.

All I do know is that

I wanna love with all my heart.

And I don't want to be hurt.

That's it.

And I'm not gonna stop

until I have the answers.

I know THE answer

is

Jesus Christ.

But, I hope I can

invite His power

into my life.

Every time

I want to love.

Especially when I have been hurt.

I have been reading a book

entitled

Boundaries

by

Dr's Henry Could and John Townsend

I was amazed at this quote

and it's relevance

to what I had already written.

Emotional distance is a temporary boundary to give your heart the space it needs to be safe; it is never a permanent way of living. People who have been in abusive relationships need to find a safe place to begin to "thaw out" emotionally. Sometimes in abusive marriages the abused spouse needs to keep emotional distance until the absusive partner begins to face his or her problems and become trustworthy.

You should not continue to set yourself up for hurt and disappointment. If you have been in an abusive relationship, you should wait until it is safe and until real patterns of change have been demonstrated before you go back. Many people are too quick to trust someone in the name of forgiveness and not make sure that the other is producing "fruit in keeping with repentance" (Luke 3:8) To continue to open yourself up emotionally to an abusive or addicted person without seeing true change is foolish. Forgive, but guard your heart until you see sustained change.

Really Important Stuff My Kids Have Taught Me #22

Don't be so afraid of losing your frisbee

that you never throw it.