Give Me Four

Sophia is hilarious.

We've already established this.

The other day as we were going through papers in the attic,

we came across the seatbelt that was diamond sawed from her middle finger.

Have I mentioned the girl is our most clutzy?

Yes, she got a seatbelt stuck around her finger like a ring.

And yes, it took a surgeon to remove it.

The girls were talking about how lucky she was

because they didn't saw her finger off.

Sophia then held up her hand while bending down her middle finger.

And she said,

"I know, I am really lucky,

if they would have cut my middle finger off,

the rest of my life,

I would have to say,

give me four."

Then my older less innocent daughter added:

"And you wouldn't be able to flip anybody off either."

I don't think that would have been a problem.

Sophia is not just hilarious, but 100% kind and loving.

She wouldn't flip off a bird.

And, yes, that is my best attempt at a pun.

And the reason, I am so impressed with

Sophia's witty humor.

She gets that from her dad's side of the family.